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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 13:09
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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